Everyone knows who Chuck Norris is, right? The cult internet sensation has had many facts written about him, below are some popular ones, including some picked as favourites by the legend himself.

• When Chuck Norris does a puch up, he is not pushing himself up, he is pushing the Earth down.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
• There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but ti was changed because nobody crosses Chuck and lives.
• Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, its just afraid to move.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
• Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "birthdays". The rest of us have "thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year – days".

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